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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:03 pm    Post subject: Anniv. of Reagan Assass. Attempt Reply with quote

And on the anniversary of the Ronald Reagan assassination attempt by John Hinckley (or, as some call it, GHW Bush' first attempt to become President), let's review, shall we?


Satire.... with the Houston Post news clipping:

Statement by the President

THE PRESIDENT: Please be seated. Twenty-five years ago today, at almost this very moment, a brave bullet was making its way across a stretch of dirty DC sidewalk, headed right into the geriatric chestal region of America's recently-elected President, Ronald Wilson Reagan. And friends, never was the expression "Guns Don't Kill People" more true than on that very day. Yes, for had the President's decrepit, already Alzheimers-ravaged body responded in the anticipated manner to the effects of that wholly unexpected attack perpetrated by a random lunatic totally unaffiliated with myself or my Asian hooker-porking brother Neil, American history would have been drastically altered. Specifically, Vice President George H.W. Bush, former head of the CIA (and my daddy), would have rightfully ascended to the Oval Office for which he had just campaigned so fiercely for nearly two years. Boy howdy, life is sure full of crazy coincidences sometimes, isn't it?

And so today, on the anniversary of this almost monumental event, we pause for a moment of silence, and entertain what should have er, what might have been. Thank you, and God Bless America.


And you guys wonder why Neil never got anywhere in politics. Poppy did JFK, Dubya did JFK Jr..... poor Neil never "made his bone" cause he fucked up the HIT! Cool

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