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atm



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:18 am    Post subject: Unspeak: Management Word Bollocks Disexplained Reply with quote

Okay, enough already of the Boston bombings.

Let's team attenuate going forward with a blue sky horizon outlook expanding our core competencies and sufficiencies to synergize common purpose mutual timelines aggrandising dynamic thrust to envelop our stakeholdership in this globally challenging real-time virtual environment invigorating a systemic disambiguation of diagonal multi-integrational...

...you get the idea. Laughing

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2013/apr/25/top-10-worst-management-speak

A gram of Bolivian flake and a magnum of Bollinger to BFNer's that contribute their favourite unspeak examples to this thread.

Let the games begin (going forward of course).

atm Very Happy
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