FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in 
The Bagel Heads: Japan's Transhumanist Descent

 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    The Next Level Forum Index -> Health
  ::  Previous topic :: Next topic  
Author Message
atm



Joined: 16 Apr 2006
Posts: 3864

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 1:23 pm    Post subject: The Bagel Heads: Japan's Transhumanist Descent Reply with quote

Quote:


Bagelheads – Japanese Up Their Weirdo Cred With Latest Fad

Posted on June 30, 2009 by Jeff Wysaski



In their perpetual pursuit to “out-weird” the rest of the world, the Japanese have resorted to perhaps the stupidest body mod fad of all-time.

No, those kids up there in the photo aren’t suffering from progressed brain tumors. Rather, they are bagelheads: people who modify their body so that it looks like a giant bagel is growing out of their skin.

The look is accomplished through the use of a saline solution drip, which is injected at your local tattoo/piercing shop by a professional piercer. The injection causes massive swelling, which can then be molded and pressed into the shape of your choosing.

Naturally, the Japanese chose the logical shape of a bagel.

Apparently, if a skin-shaped bagel isn’t enough for you, you can add food dye to give color to your bump. So, with a few dots of black food coloring, I guess you could easily transform your plain old bagelhead into a much more delicious cinnamon raisin.

The fad isn’t relegated to just the face.

Low-IQ Japanese in Tokyo and Osaka have also been injecting bagels into their boobs, arms and ass.

Thankfully, the bagels only last for one night before your body gobbles up the saline solution and your skin returns to normal.

Still, possible side effects include headache, infection, stretched skin, the inability to wear a hat and getting laughed at by everyone who looks at you.

http://www.manolith.com/2009/06/30/bagelheads-%E2%80%93-japanese-up-their-weirdo-cred-with-latest-fad/



And you thought America was fucked.

atm Laughing
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    The Next Level Forum Index -> Health All times are GMT - 5 Hours
Page 1 of 1

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group

Theme xand created by spleen.