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kathy
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 Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:24 pm Post subject: Bumper Stickers |
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| Quote: | 1. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
2. Just 'cause it's clean don't mean it's fresh.
3. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
4 Just say no! To sex with pro-lifers.
5. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
6. Keep honking, I'm reloading.
7. KINSTIRPATION (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.
8. Knock firmly but softly. I like soft firm knockers.
9. Lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part.
10. LACTOMANGULATION (lak to man gyu lay' shun) v. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the illegal side.
11. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
12. Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
13. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
14. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.
15. Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.
16. Life is like a snowstorm... You run into a lot of Flakes.
17. Life isn't like a box of chocolates... it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
18. Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
19. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
20. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
21. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
22. Love: the word that paints a thousand pictures.
23. LULLABUOY (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.
24. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
25. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
26. Make love, not war. Do both, GET MARRIED.
27. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
28. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
29. Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt.
30. MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.
31. MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on boxes containing seats and motorcycle jackets.
32. Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
33. Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
34. Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
35. Monday thru Friday my body is a temple, on weekends it's an amusement park.
36. Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
37. Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
38. Moody Bitch seeks kind, considerate guy for love hate relationship.
39. Most of us hate to see a poor loser. Rich winners, though, are worse.
40. Mother nature is a bitch. And thats on good days.
41. Mr. Bullfrog sez: Time is fun when you're having flies.
42. Mr. Worf! Eating Christmas Cookies, on my bridge?
43. Multitasking allows screwing up several things at once.
44. Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.
45. My computer NEVER cras
46. My Go this arn keyboar oesn't have any 's.
47. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
48. My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.
49. My kid had sex with your honor student.
50. My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
51. My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.
52. My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
53. My opinions are not those of my ex-employer.
54. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or somethinglike that.
55. My wife took the dog and ran off with my best friend, sure gonna miss that dog.
56.Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
57. NEONPHANCY (ne on' fan see) n. A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life.
58. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
59. Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
60. Never call a man a fool. Instead, borrow from him.
61. Never deprive someone of hope; it may be all they have.
62. Never eat prunes when you're famished.
63. Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
64. Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist.
65. Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.
66. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
67. Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely.
68. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
69. Never smack a man who's chewing.
70. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
71. Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.
72. Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
73. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
74. Nothing about street rodding is as easy as it looks.
75. Of course I don't look busy - I did it right the 'first' time.
76. Of course I support "Freedom of Speech". I also support my right to not pay attention to fools.
77. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
78. Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
79. Old florists never die, they just make other arrangements.
80. Old pilots never die, they just go on to a new plane.
81. Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
82. OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
83. OLDSMOBILE - Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.
84. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
85. One day I shall burst my buds of calm and blossom into hysteria.
86. One neuron short of a synapse.
87. One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
88. Only the paranoid survive.
89. Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
90. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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Photo taken at an indoor fair, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Our after-hours and weekends family business. Fairs, rock concerts, drag races. Black printing ink on flourescent 'Day-Glo' colors (red, green, yellow, orange) peel-off pressure-sensitive stock; set with wood type; Dad shown inking with a brayer proof-press, dried with electric heater/conveyor. The whole business folded into a converted ambulance. Good money in 1969.
"BUMPER STICKERS MADE TO ORDER
Any message printed in 2 minutes, $1 -- repeats 50c -- browse bin 50c"
DIRTY OLD MEN
NEED LOVE TOO
(you may have seen this over the years: Dad's own invention)
WHO IS JOHN GALT?
MY GIRDLE
IS KILLING ME
CONSTIPATED
CAN'T PASS A THING
COMPROMISE
BOIL YOUR DRAFT CARD
I CAME
I SAW
I BLEW IT
PRIDE INGENUITY GUTS
(for a policeman)
SPORT'S CAR
TAKE IT EASY
BUT TAKE IT
DO YOUR THING
ALL OVER EVERYBODY
AIR
SHOULD BE INVISIBLE
CUSTER DIED
FOR YOUR SINS
DRAWROF REVE
GOOD NEIGHBORS
COME IN ALL COLORS
MOVE OVER
MABEL'S DRIVING
NON-VIOLENT
UNLESS PROVOKED
INDIAN POWER
THINK SNOW
HELP STAMP OUT SUMMER
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I was 5 years old and would hang out at the 'organ tent' (a county fair staple in those days) I could play a bit, they'd use me as a shill. Take naps in a steamer trunk with lid propped open, I liked to kick on the lid, one day a lady insisted Mom open the trunk so she could just make sure. I was a short kid but I had no problem getting served even at the highest and most crowded food counters -- had a Day-Glo bumper sticker mounted on a tall stick that said, "ONE ORDER FRENCH FRIES PLEASE" |
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kathy
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| Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:29 pm Post subject: More Quotes |
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| Quote: | | “I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.”William Allen White |
| Quote: | “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”
Lao Tzu quotes (Chinese taoist Philosopher, founder of Taoism, wrote "Tao Te Ching" (also "The Book of the Way"). 600 BC-531 BC) |
| Quote: | | “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”Walter Winchell |
| Quote: | | “Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.” Mary Anne Radmacher |
| Quote: | | “Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” George Bernard Shaw |
| Quote: | | “Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.” |
| Quote: | | “When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure” Peter Marshall |
| Quote: | | “To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.” Anatole France |
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Janama
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my favourite was written on the back of a Bikie's T Shirt.
"If you can read this the bitch has fallen off again" |
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kathy
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 and hers says on the front, "If you can read this you should not be looking at my tits" 
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Charles_B
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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Bumper Sticker: Why did Building 7 fall down on 09/11/01?
And have a print out with Building 7 information on it available to hand out to any who might ask what Building 7 is.
Edited April 10, 2007: The above is better I think for a bumper sticker than what I had originally posted. |
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Ozregeneration
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Location: Big Island Down Under
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| Quote: | | The universe conspires to fulfill your desires |
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